chihuahua

some stupid gayass coca cola advertisement played on tv every 2 minutes

"whaddup dawg?"
"chihuahua"
"stfu nigger."

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spamotula

The act of lubing any person's anus with a spam.

"I have a food fetish, so before I ate her ass, I spamotulated it!" says John.

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zibit

deadly virus

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queenelizII

Angst's resident angel, providing a glimmer of light in a turgid pool of crap.

Tchaikovsky was to music, what QueenElizII is to the internet.

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V of Doom

1. A logo wheras on a light lavender background, the words "A Viacom Presentation" shoot out in white. Then a fancy-cut abstract navy-blue V zooms in without stopping until the logo ends, where it's halfway there. The music is a synthesized 5-note tune with a timpani drum roll.

2. Another version of the same logo, except that the background is a perfect lavender and the words are in bold text and shoot out fast as the now-dark greenish-yellow V zooms in to fill the screen. Music is the same.

3. A variation on a green background where a black V and "Viacom" zoom in at the same time. Music is the same.

The "V of Doom" is a very scary logo.

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Kirsty Donnelly

kirt-tree don-dom-le

a very sexy chipmunk with lots of pants and personality

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mooncar

when a penis and testicles are drawn in a certain way they look like a mooncar.

i have a big mooncar