A lazy girly-man who doesn't answer his phone.
That goose is a fuckstick!
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oh my god!! that looks like you wiped forward!!!
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The look and smell of a female vagina during a yeast infection.
That vagina looks like a fish taco with extra sour cream!!!!!!!111
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The band that made me decide to play the guitar, but not as good as wordLed Zeppelinword.
Money for nothing and your chicks for free!
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Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.
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