Attic

what you should never spell while looking down yert shirt if yer a guy

person 1: put yer head down yer shirt and spell "attic"
person 2:<puts head in shirt> a titti i see.

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T5

take 5
give me one minute
be back in five minutes

T5 while i walk my dog

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UI

Fat ugly cunts

lemming is skinny but ugly!

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masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

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pwnz0r

To pwnz0r: to absolutely pwn something. To completely and undoubtedly denied someone/something.

I'm going to pwnz0r you tonight!!!

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koishi

or for shawnmichaels on #koishi, it means stoned.. NOT FUCK YOU

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och aye

n. 1. what the irish say after they've downed their Nth glass and are keeling over. 2. what Frank McCourt's father Malachy used to say before lining the kids up to pledge allegance to Ireland

Och aye, laddie, fetch me another beer or else i'll lay the paddle to yor arse!

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