cocklicker

any Democrat....................................................

fuckyou cocklickaz...........

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oegie

word i invented. It doesnt mean shit but nevertheless i still use it to express idiocy towards other idiots being the idiot that i am.

(Any question or observation will do)

my reply: oegie

Usually then a weird look is given or the request to repeat the reply. After the second time a well placed kick in groin concludes the interaction.

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Freedom Fries

The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.

Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.

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Banana republic

I remember the days when Banana Republic meant a country in Central America

Now its a clothing store that sells really nice clothes

"I'm going to Banana Republic to buy some clothes."

"Isn't that a little far just to go shopping...?"

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gangus

noun
one of the ginger-haired variety or the hair itself.

"That Angus, he's pure gangus"
or
"I dyed my hair and look, it went GANGUS !!!!"

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Sloth

The second funnest of the 7 deadly sins, after lust.

I had been lusting all day, so I decided to kick back and work on sloth.

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teletubbies

four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.

the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY! OMG the baby is a god!

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