cocklicker

any Democrat....................................................

fuckyou cocklickaz...........

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oegie

word i invented. It doesnt mean shit but nevertheless i still use it to express idiocy towards other idiots being the idiot that i am.

(Any question or observation will do)

my reply: oegie

Usually then a weird look is given or the request to repeat the reply. After the second time a well placed kick in groin concludes the interaction.

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Sloth

The second funnest of the 7 deadly sins, after lust.

I had been lusting all day, so I decided to kick back and work on sloth.

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Freedom Fries

The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.

Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.

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pwnz0r

To pwnz0r: to absolutely pwn something. To completely and undoubtedly denied someone/something.

I'm going to pwnz0r you tonight!!!

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Attic

what you should never spell while looking down yert shirt if yer a guy

person 1: put yer head down yer shirt and spell "attic"
person 2:<puts head in shirt> a titti i see.

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T5

take 5
give me one minute
be back in five minutes

T5 while i walk my dog

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