Clay

If you allow this man in your pants, he will "extend" his pleasure.

Me, me, and me. Oh, I almost forgot me.

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sellout

An act of betrayal by musicians who change thier course in order to make more money.

When musicians play for the money, and not the true music.

Metallica suing Napster because some teenager is downloading their precious songs

KISS, and their outrageous amount of useless crap, such as KISS condoms, coffins, tea-cups, furniture etc

KISS, Blink-182, Metallica, Limp Bizkit

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Tiare

Tahitian Gardenia found all throughout Polynesia.

Pass me a tiare, Tiare!

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umbd

Not using common sense, forgetting things.

Them: I forgot to put my keys in the ignition when starting the car.

You: You're umbd!

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outlook

A program that facilitates the transmission of viruses across the intarweb. Also used for reading and sending emails.

Oh bollocks, outlook just crashed my machine :(

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Stynx

complete and utter Ownage.

see allso; God.

Wow, I wish I was as cool as Stynx!1

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stopmommypeepeehurt

when your peepee hurt because your mom whooped it with her peepee

OW STOPMOMMYPEEPEEHURT

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