butters

This means 'ugly' when used to describe a person. I think it comes from 'butterface', as in 'nice body, but her face...'

"She is well butters"

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Scatman

Someone who shits on someone else

My dad is a Scatman

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South America

The place where the people are BEAUTIFUL, PROUD, and WARM, where the sites are BREATH-TAKING, where culture LIVES, and there is always a PARTY near by!

Including these countries: Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Brasil, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay, Guayana, Surinam, Guyana

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MTG

Short Magic : The Gathering (of virgins).

"Who needs sexual intercourse when I have MTG?! I mean, this Giant of Azeraz has a 4 / 6, trample, and swamp walk."

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Kansas

- a midwestern state
- very flat
- has lots of Jayhawks
- really boring
- not many people live there
- lots of rednecks and trashy homes
- most famous things include <i>The Little House on The Prarie, The Wizard of Oz, Kansas University, world's largest ball of twine, Bob Dole</i>

Kansas is a waste of perfectly good space.

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bills

A danceing team who can't dance. What? Oh, I mean they are a football team who never won "The Big Dance" a.k.a Super Bowl.

Guy 1: The Bills are such a sucky team.
Guy 2: yea, large men shouldn't dance ballet.

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monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

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