techtosterone

Techtosterone: (n) The male hormone the drives them to want and oogle technology and gizmos.

"Man, want a new computer, cell phone, and PDA... my techtosterone levels are critical!"

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Chode Mcmuffin

A person who has such a bad chode that they need to heat it on a hotplate before placing in a sandtrap(vagina).
Chode Mcmuffin-AKA(pat rowe)

That kid is such a chode mcmuffin!

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flip

short 4 filipino/filipina person

i'm a fLiP

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mr.bubbles

A name often given to someone who has had snot bubbles come out of their nose while laughing.

OMG! EW!! There are snot bubbles coming out of your nose!!! Hahahaha... I'm going to call you Mr.Bubbles from now on! I don't care if you're female either!

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I'm real

Instead of using Pharrel or forreal cause people be messin now a days.. Kinda like da j.lo song, I'm real... its the truth..

Guy A: I hella like.. I'm real
GUrl A: forreal? naw don't be jokin..
Guy A: I swear I'm real...

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trendy

Someone who can afford not to be a scally.. They go to decent shops to buy their clothes, such as Burton, or Topman, and pride themselves on their general appearance and the fact they will get a job that pays better than the scum that hangs around MCDonalds either being annoying and picking fights, or just working there.

Fred Perry Stripy jumper
Rockport
Baseball cap

"What you looking at?"

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orphan

1.(adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.

1. Getting kicked in the nuts is totally orphan.
2. Look at that orphan, let's spit on him.

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