pwn

(poon)not pawn or pone
1. to utterly destroy or defeat a person or computer in a game (usually on the computer)

2. misspelling the word own.

3. a higher intensity than own. to pwn is to own so badly that the other player stood no chance whatsoever.

"I pWn3d j00 nStY sTyL3" (past-tense)
"i pwn him" (verb)
"that was crazy pwnage" (noun)

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aquaman

A euphemistic term for a hand-held shower massage is a single woman’s shower stall.

"Damn, she's so ugly that the only man that will have sex with her is aquaman."

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Ramen Noodles

Now avilable in lobster and crab

These ramen noodles are $2.50 for 30 and it's like seafood. whadda deal!

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Mife

The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.

Jack was in a mife

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yemenite

a gagsta thats originally from yemen or a could also be used as a jewish yemeni

the yemenite possies are taking over our hood jo.

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ass reemer

when a homo fucks a non homo and reems him in the ass

johnny ass reemed parker

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hilard

funny or hilarious

oh man thats hilard