boning

making sweet passionate love to the one you truely love

After a long night of boning, Dave woke up with a hicky on his neck.

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sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

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get my rocks off

orgasm

The first thing i had to do was finger myself and get my rocks off before i got any more stressed

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Bre-Unit

A PIMP -ass white girl who keeps it real...go bre-unit!

Bre Unit it is holdin it down forizzle down stairs

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tez

The brother who invented the marriott run.

Tez is envied by the track team cause he does no work

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curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.

Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!

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firecrotch

Someone with red pubes who doesn't write B papers

Did you hear? The firecrotch wrote another B paper.

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