GianLuca

my brother (*cocksucker*)

ahhhhhh

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thoingy-thoingy

some more R Kelly nonsense

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ass-wipe

toilet paper

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Sims 2

A life-simulator that has managed to expertly tap into everyone's inner control freak. It is a lot of fun and, as said before, very addictive.

Eerily life-like virtual people get jobs, spouses, friends, home furnishings, and children. They have hobbies, wants, fears, aspirations, and drama within their social circles. It's so creepy how real they can become.

You the player are in control of everything they do and can make each sim's life perfect or a living hell - and everthing in between. Eventually Sims get old and die. Hopefully they've raised good children so their family tree can continue growing once their gone - if that's the way you'd like to play. It's totally up to you.

"My Sim is unemployed, his wife wants only to "WooHoo" with 3 other Sims, their children are failing school, the repo men are taking the refrigerator and the toilet is clogged. What am I supposed to do?"
"Delete the family and make a new one, it's just a game."
"NOOOOOO!"

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Tizlox

God.

"Your like a Tizlox to me!"

Consultrac

A software program used to track the amount of time spent on various projects. This would be a particularly useful program were it not mandatory to enter the time into the system that they were expecting to come out the other end.

I entered my time into Consultrac, but they made me go back and change the entries to meet their budgeted values.

Getto

like ghetto, but with out the h.

sometimes the h can be replaced with an apostrophe (') (g'etto) and in certain cases the apostrophe (') has been stolen and it is just the outline of one in dottes lines.

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