facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

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gorilla mask

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

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buckninteyuno

President of the Richard Dean Anderson fan club.

anemia

A reduction in the hemoglobin of red blood cells with consequent dificiency of oxygen, leading to weakness and pallor. (Real dictionary definition)

Because she had Anemia, Kayleen was always sick.

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cookie

orgasm

How many cookies did you get, baybe

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clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

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heina

beautiful woman

sublime lyrics...santeria - My soul will have to wait till I get back
Find a heina of my own

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