Hattie

A girl with blue hair and wishes she were a cool enough to be a Kaitlyn

Man with her hair she is such a Hattie

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HARRY POTHEAD AND THE SORCERER'S STASH

Spoof of Harry Potter in which Harry, Ron, and Highmonie have to recover the evil dude's stash of marijuana in order to save the world.

Today we watched the greatest movie of all time "Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stash".

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Barboy

The bitch at the local tavern. Exist only for the purpose of sexual pleasures to the customers.

The Barboy was taken into the closet by 'unkownman'

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cryptopsy

cutting up dead people

who were you cryptopsing last night?

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jello

a woman's breast;

Check out the jello on that chick.

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fworking fwork

Colloquil pronouncement of "fucking fuck" used when would like to appear as a Italian-American New York gangster.

"I caught Joey Fingers in bed wit my broad so I olugged the fworking fwork"

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Yoink

An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Though I cherished my automobile, I had to purchase a new one when my second cousin came up from behind me and politely exclaimed, "Yoink" while taking my car keys.

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