cock spray

when you jack off or have sex then try to take a piss and you cant aim where you trying to piss

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idi

Abbreviation for the term "I doubt it"

Jeff: I won the lottery and gave it all to the African needy

Frank: idi, loser.

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cunilingus

going down on a gurl

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frog's eye

The male version of the camel toe, having pants so tight that one of your balls is showing.

Man look at that guys frogs eye

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Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

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dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.

I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!

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dashboard confessional

a very talented, acoustic, emo band with meaningful and powerful lyrics.

this is one time you can't fake it hard enough to please everyone or anyone at all and the grave that you refuse to leave and refuge that youve built to flee the places you have come to fear the most.

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