got me bent

means yeah right

"go over there and talk to him."
"Please, you got me bent"

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prakash

Prakah Amar - often refered to as "Prakash" the great warrior in the early 17th century that slayed thousands upon thousands of muslims in India. It is believed that his empire of a mere 500 soldiers killed up to 11000 muslims and raped/impregnated their women

Muslims fear of Prakash, young muslims are tld of bedtime stories "beta chup hoja naytha prakash ne thino mardalana"

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lurp

a big dorky,clumsy person. Usually a guy.

That guy's a lurp.

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schweii

Someone that is not being an idiot

Todd, quit being a schweii

Deflinkin

One suffering from the uncontrollable urge to have big black men strap them down and perform donkeypunches.

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Okiesmokie

Okiesmokie is a promiscuous little guy who will take what he can get when it comes to the lovings.

Okiesmokie just did your mom.

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stonewalled

When you have a one-night stand with a girl, then a week later, pass her on the street and she completely ignores you, despite promising that she would call you back.

Man, I got stonewalled by this chick at a party tonight

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