Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.

"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."

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biff

fochanka male version of a fochanka

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.

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Renus

a substitution for any word in a common phrase or slogan in order to make it satirical

Renus - it's what's for dinner.

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the huff

when the chick you are fucking is lying on her back, and then you cum on her face and pin her down and take a shit right on her face

What's that shit on your face Casey, did you just get huffed???

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TLC

Tender Love and Care. Its also the best female group of all time who sold millions of cds.

Yo, I'd give some tlc to tlc any day!

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Rock Lee

The most skillful character in the anime Naruto, most always overlooked by his lack of Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. Lee more than makes up for this downside with his extreme Taijutsu and speed.

Man, people just don't appreciate that Rock Lee! He pzzownz Gaara.

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gold dust

Cocain

Hey bring me another kilo of that gold dust

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