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townie

A person with a lack of ability to talk. using words like innit, nah m8 and geeza
they have changed the good old meaning of RnB or Hip Hop to a crap pop sham, with sluts who cant sing and huuge groups of boys who think its hard to tightly squeeze their crotch (though it doesnt hurt as theres nothing there).

Wearing tracksuits, burburry (fake)
Been smoking since they first heard the word ciggarette.
Girls wearing, incredibly short skirts, not even a skirt, more a belt, gelled back hair, with badly blonde highlights.

They add 'innit' in every possible space of a sentance.

They hate anyone more attractive, intellegent, niceer, better than them.
and therefore owe them a good beating.

Their arch enemy: Anyone with their own opinion. Alternative people

Townie: ah bruv, iz u startin m8, coz i 'as a big bruva dat killed like 10 ppl last wk, n like neva got caught. innit

Someone: I'm sorry, i didnt quite get that, what did you just say?

Townie: u iz a batty

Someone: sorry, what?

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Townie

a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.

TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!

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chava

Mainly coming from the north east of england, a individual who wears only wearing timberland coats, jogging bottoms tucked into socks and rorkports and lots of cheap gold jewelary.

Spends all time drinking cheap booze on street corners, smpking and ither hurling abuse at passersby or asking them to "gan in shop fo iz!".

"Look at that dirty minging chava over there"

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chud

1. a joyful little penis that looks like santa clause: fatter than it is tall
2. a small dog that humps anything humpable

1. i never climax with georgie as a result of his cute little chud

2. lucy ya damn chud, get the fuck off of my arm

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That '70s Show

fucking hilarious show about a bad-ass (hyde) a dumbass (kelso) a laid back couple (donna and eric) a pretty, rich girl (jackie) and a foriegner (fez) who all smoke pot and are fucking hilarious. tommy chong makes the show so much funnier as leo. it was so sad when he was taken off. but the show is still great.

kelso-leo made me a grilled cheese sandwich once. he put extra butter and got the sides all toasty. he forgot cheese though. i'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-makin son of a bitch!

jackie-one time, i was standing behing leo, and he was on the phone and he was speaking chinese, and i was like 'leo, stop speaking chinese!' but then he turned around, and it wasn't leo, it was a chinese guy. i'll never forget that.

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ravenclaw

Ravenclaws are preppy. There is only one exception to that rule, and that is Alley Kitten *nods*

Those Ravenclaws are so preppy!

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