townie

A person with a lack of ability to talk. using words like innit, nah m8 and geeza
they have changed the good old meaning of RnB or Hip Hop to a crap pop sham, with sluts who cant sing and huuge groups of boys who think its hard to tightly squeeze their crotch (though it doesnt hurt as theres nothing there).

Wearing tracksuits, burburry (fake)
Been smoking since they first heard the word ciggarette.
Girls wearing, incredibly short skirts, not even a skirt, more a belt, gelled back hair, with badly blonde highlights.

They add 'innit' in every possible space of a sentance.

They hate anyone more attractive, intellegent, niceer, better than them.
and therefore owe them a good beating.

Their arch enemy: Anyone with their own opinion. Alternative people

Townie: ah bruv, iz u startin m8, coz i 'as a big bruva dat killed like 10 ppl last wk, n like neva got caught. innit

Someone: I'm sorry, i didnt quite get that, what did you just say?

Townie: u iz a batty

Someone: sorry, what?

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Townie

a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.

TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!

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chava

Mainly coming from the north east of england, a individual who wears only wearing timberland coats, jogging bottoms tucked into socks and rorkports and lots of cheap gold jewelary.

Spends all time drinking cheap booze on street corners, smpking and ither hurling abuse at passersby or asking them to "gan in shop fo iz!".

"Look at that dirty minging chava over there"

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the shit

the best; great. when the word "the" is taken away, it has a completely opposite meaning.

"my father was a drug dealer"
"that must have been the shit!"
"it ruined his life and landed him in jail!"
"that must have been shitty."

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long islander

a long islander has the best of both worlds--the greatest city in the world and some nice beaches all within 15-20 miles. the only people that resent long islanders are people who live in shitty areas of the city...people who wish they could afford a park avenue address...people who know they could never afford long island real estate. so basically, deal with it. classy areas of nyc don't want you and neither does long island.

people from east new york or o-zone park hate long islanders because they're jealous that they can't afford manhattan or long island.

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dazed and confused

an amazingsong by led zeppelin that is even better than stairway to heaven (which is nearly impossible). has a really cool bass line and one of the most kick-ass guitar solos i've ever heard.

soul of a woman was created below!

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meetspot

another version on whimit but not only for russians..it's also for other different nationalities

DANGER: it gets pretty addictive =)

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