unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

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Hani

One who achieves greatness. Also one who is happy.

Nice work, you just pulled a hani.

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schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

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Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

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used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

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The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

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sum 41

a cool rock band that was formed 41 days into summer (hence the name)

chuck their last album is pretty cool. welcome to hell, I'm not the one, and there's no solution are some of my favorite songs.

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