moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

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tots

Breasts

She's got a nice set of tots.

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battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.

Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.

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rot

vagina, pussy

I want to plant my tree in some rot.

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Goa'uld

Executives of the RIAA.

The false gods are suing Viriginia Tech!

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iraqistan

A group of people made of mainly Iraqis and Afghanistans. They have the cunning terroism of Afghans and the opressive domminance of the Iraqis.

"A Pretzel was an Iraqistan"

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jig juice

the incredibly thick, gloopy, slimy white stuff that is forcefully ejected from the piss-hole of a black man's penis during his sexual orgasm.

"that jennifer lopez sure has swallowed alot of jig juice!"

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