Rural Dictionary

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

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hoisty toisty

Hoisty (hot) Toisty (while Drunk)

At the party, Shanequa looked hoisty toisty

by John January 28, 2005

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smacktard

smacktard -

The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.

This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.

if someone blocks you, you might say :

"bah, smacktard"

or how about this situation

* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%

by John July 9, 2004

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choob

a choob is a person, usally in an online rpg, who has been playing the game for a long time and is high level but still acts as if they don't know how to play the game and continusly scams, lies, spams, and trys and use terms to make themselves seem big and smart and crap.

that choob keeps calling other people noobs.

by John March 1, 2005

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