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house
center of power
the place you call home
abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"
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Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
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One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.
Pete's a dead-head, he went to every Grateful Dead concert this year!
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To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.
After fucking the bitch, I accidentally skeeted in her coochie instead of her mouth
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Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of reefer they have.
1. I gave Jim $100 for an OZ, but all I got was this skeet dime bag.
2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.
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The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to Γ’ΒΒConvertΓ’ΒΒ gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.
Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag.
Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag.
Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.
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