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fredieu

arrogant... fun loving person with a sarcastic personailty. Loves to eat and watch movies all of the time. Also Loves furry animals crawling on him. Can be Jewish at times but mostly liberal.

Jon Stewart is an example.

by John November 16, 2004

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


FUH2

A website that show's the truth behind the H2. Showing how the H2 is generaly fuel inefficent, a waste of money, badly enginered, ugly as sin and is basically a status vehicle for angry yuppie wives and husbands. Also the one main part of the site is to poke fun at such a piece of crap that GM has designed by having people posting pictures of people flippin off H2's.

Me and Jim where driving around by garden state plaza in jersey and we saw all the H2's parked at the mall so we pulled a FUH2 and gave it the old one fingered salute

by John April 7, 2005

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

49πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


slootbox

a slutty, trashy whore you want to bang

Christina Aguilera

by John June 10, 2004

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


battlefield 1942

An addicting on-line first-person shooter that re-enacts real WWII battles. A game that frequently involves spilling out an entire clip of ammunition on an opponent 2 feet away yet entirely missing.

Most players can be classified into 4 categories.

1. Players who know what they are doing.
2. Players who do nothing but camp next to planes and promply crash them into trees.
3. Players who do nothing but be annoying snipers and puss out for the entire battle.
4. Suicidal n00bs who shoot everyone and anything.

Player 1: Wait! I want to get in the boat to get to shore!
Player 2: STFU! I'm taking this 8 passenger boat for myself!

by John September 1, 2004

103πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

by John October 24, 2004

60πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by John September 10, 2004

178πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž