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wills classen

no

huge penis

by John June 3, 2003

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by John January 19, 2004

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hani

One who achieves greatness. Also one who is happy.

Nice work, you just pulled a hani.

by John November 30, 2004

862πŸ‘ 143πŸ‘Ž


schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

475πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 26, 2005

20πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

by John March 6, 2003

37πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž