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funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

by John March 31, 2005


bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John June 13, 2007


idiot

anyone who doesn't know what idiot means is probably an idiot

I'm such an idiot, I screwed up my relationship with the girl I liked.

by John March 28, 2005


Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005


girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 07, 2005


vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 13, 2004


vestibule

1.A place where OMG omg HI2u! is deemed intelligent, re: a fuckhole
2.A place where assclowns reign sumpreme

my mother drank, did coke, and stabed her stomach when she was pregnant with me. I should go down to the vestibule where i feel smart!

by john March 18, 2003