i want a famous face

A TV show were people would have plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrities and a dude tried to look like Jennifer Lopez.

The dude who tried to look like Jennifer Lopez doesn't still look like Jennifer Lopez.

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de luca

a kid with a tiny dick and is the gayest kid ever

the girl said what a de luca

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Democrats

A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.

6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.

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Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

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fellumping

Inserting the top part of your head into another persons rectum.

"You fellumping bastard, get your fucking head out of my ass"

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dutchie

a type of J u would usually roll if you are going to be smoking it while driving..

also a term of driving while smoking with the windows up, causing the cabin to be filled with a smoke you are unable to see through

J' oi wind the windows down i cant see shit
kid' nah eh mm... maaan.. leave fuk wind, he.. hehe.. hehehehe
J' fukwit

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doo-da

rear end, bottom butt

sent to prison, Tony's gonna get it right up the doo-da!

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