meeisum

the singular expression for odd phrases said by Mee.
plural: Meesisims

i only want to kick people i don't like or dont know.

dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

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elevator

A word replacing the meaning 'on so many different levels' hence the word, elevator

1: So I showed this bitch a picture of lubricant/porn, and asked her to find the easter egg and she was looking for an ACTUAL easter egg..

2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.

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shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up...please

shut the fuck up...please...i did say please! Please Shut the Fuck UP! Goddamit...SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!

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dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

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niglube

A grease/sealant used for rebuilding honda brake calipers. What did you think it meant?!

If you don't get enough niglube on that you're never gonna squeeze it in there.

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Coyote

"singing dog" This wolf like canine occupies most of North America, they have become a problum in urban areas due to thier feeding habits.

The coyotes call can be heard over the hill, bring in the cat so they dont get it.

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