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scroggins

Sarah Scroggins was this fucking troll that lived in the woods near my russian village. She had this dumpy hat that was like a crumpled coffee bag or something and she used to eat my family's cats.

fuck, scroggins got in the cat pen again!!

by J January 11, 2005


GP

Giraffe Pussy; usually used to describe an object that is excessively expensive.

I'll never drive a Bentley. They're high as GP.

by J December 02, 2003


Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 04, 2006


shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up...please

shut the fuck up...please...i did say please! Please Shut the Fuck UP! Goddamit...SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!

by J September 08, 2003


dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

by J April 05, 2005


Doom

The mintest game ever!!
Still entertains.

1: Doom is mint, u think so?
2: Yeah!

by j December 08, 2004


taxie

obviously taxi misspelt, cause i figured that if i sent you to Taxi you would be overwhelmed by yellow canaried people eaters and 4 foot crab stabbers that cant drive...

hot chick' but i like the taxi's
J' mmm, so
hot chick' we can get Caunky ;)

by J April 01, 2005