little solow

smaller, more affordable version of solow, goes by devin to those who are unaware of the existance of solow

I was just thinking that little solow looks sorta like solow, but he is small.

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fizz

Asking another if you would fuck it or not...

Hey! Would you fizz it?
Hell yeah I would fizz dat....then give her a hot carl.

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Civic

Small, compact, reliable economy car made by Honda. Too bad it's bombarded and riced up with wings and mufflers that probably only boost power to 200! Not that fast in my opinion. But on the other hand, many of us forget that some Civics can smoke muscle cars when tunes properly...

One good thing is Hot Import Night which no domestic manufacturer offers similarly... :-(

A Corvette can smoke a Civic anyday - lie. Only 95% of time can it do that...

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What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

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What are you some sort of cunt?

Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!

This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.

Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.

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zaffo

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...

j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?

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NeedleClubNightStabber

Guy who stabs guys with needles at clubs and spreads diseases with just the flick of a needle.

If you ever meet NeedleClubNightStabber... run, or you will get Aids

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