whack

white qualities in a black person. Said by a racist black man.

"Carlton is whack"

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

4👍 18👎

King Kahuna

The fag who thinks idling in an IRC channel is harrasing.

king kahuna: OMGOMGOMOGOMG HARASSERS YOU SPAMMED MY FORUMS!!!

9👍 2👎

Peanut

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!

(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.

9👍 17👎

hizukify, hizukifying, hizukifyied

When something is exemplfied as being not neccesarily stupid nor smart. It is neither foolish nor wise. It is simply and utterly cute, causing one to become hysterical and overwhelmed by this person or thing's voice, touch or mer presence.

The way Jessica told me about her dream of us getting all cozeh(cozy) made me burst into glee. It was Amazing. It was so precious that I became hizukifyied.

shit-kicker

Large and/or heavy boots that could possibly be used to beat someone.

John is wearing his shit-kickers today.

74👍 66👎

downers

street classification of any prescription or non prescription substance that is a CNS retardant, common physical side effects of "downers" are:

decreased heart rate
feeling "stoned"
sedation
lettle or no reflexes

Barbiturates (Tranqs)
Marijuana
Hash
Opiates (Morphine, Codine, Heroin)

551👍 181👎

Caunky

two words, Car and Funky...
when two people, mainly me and a hot chick, are in a car, and we decide to get funky, usualy from this unstable turn of events the world goes into a state of equilibrius implonation and the whole of mankind hear a loud noise sounding something like pathump

hot chick' ooh J ur so good
J' yer we gotta get Caunky more often
hot chick'~Pathump Pathump~

1👍 5👎