Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

31👍 19👎

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

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stupid

Being highly intoxicated and/or acting wild and uninhibited.

We went to Cancun for spring break and just got STUPID.

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cappin

Taken for the words of true ass gangsters, cappin means to be shooting them glocks all over the place.

I was cappin last night when the pigs rolled up.

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JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.

14👍 9👎

blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

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decrackinated

meaning the same as decafinated.

...and bring me a latte; DECRACKINATED
-Chris Rock, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

5👍 10👎