ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

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rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

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Wagmen

A person who tries to help out miserable creatures like Jeffs but fail tragicly because the jeff is a lost cause or because the Wagmen has no idea what she is talking about.

Wow, look at that wagmen, she is just wasting her time trying to help that pathetic boy.

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Sechs

A euphanism for sex. It is intended to be comical.

"Tell her that you've been dying to get in her pants and that you will pay her for hot sechs."

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Kikyo

A stupid bitch thats always throwing Inuyasha off track and upsetting Kagome.

After Kikyo is a major character in an episode, it usually takes Inuyasha and or Kagome an episode or two to recover.

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kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

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Headstop

The act of grabbing on to her ears to stop her from giving you head, as to move on to better things.

I had to use the "Headstop" maneuver on her so her girl friend could have a chance.