Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

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acid

slang for LSD, a hallucinogenic substance synthesized from Ergot, a fungus which grows on rye. There are no known adverse physical effects, however, it may cause psychological problems and/or flashbacks. It is commonly distributed in liquid form, geltabs, sugarcubes and blotter-paper.

We're going to trip tonight, my friend but a 10-strip of acid.

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crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

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bust a cap

To fire a gun (military slang from the days of percussion cap and ball firearms before the manufacture of individual cartidges consisting of a metal casing holding a bullet, gunpowder and a primer that fired when struck by a firing pin or hammer.)

We heard some people busting caps a couple of klicks up the trail.

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pimbles

disgusting nasty overgrown pimples in groups

abby u got some fucked up pimbles on yo face get some face wash and get away from me

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lemours

Comes from the term EMO. Stupid kids who like to make scenes and draw attention to them selves because no one else cares about them and they just go home and cry in the corner. Likes to dress in tight jeans and punk band shirts.

here comes a stupid pack of lemours! stupid assholes

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stinkypussy

Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.

That two dollar hoe had a stinkypussy.

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