Monkey Slut

You know..that little slut that is always asking for it. Little hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.

Damn dude, check that 'Monkey Slut.' Only fifteen bucks!? Yeah, she's a little hairy, but still ...

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Sharkey

(n) A term denoting one who is a frequent victim of misfortune. Also uses terms such as "bah" and more frequently "doh" when being clumsy in mind and/or body.

John: Look at that guy who slipped on the ice and hurt his knee.
Greg: Must be a Sharkey.

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winst

simply winst also known as winston

look its winst

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jepha howard

The real name of the amazingly talented, beautiful, hilarious bassist of The Used

Found a tomato in me back pocket!

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football

When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch.

She was playing football with me all through dinner.

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skateboarder

A person whos clothes are too tight.

The rollerblader kicked the skateboarders ass.

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schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

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