D-Town

Dallas,Texas. The urban city alson known as the Metroplex.

I'm from D-Town mutha fucka so watch the fuck out!

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Asoul

Asoul is another word for “hell”, the meme came from a virtual group in China. The five girls in Asoul are being oppressed by their company "TikTok", having to work often, being bossed around in a poor attitude, and getting no care for their wounds.

Jia Xin Tang: Hey man, subscribe to Jia Ran!

Yuan Pi: Nah bro, I’d rather be in Asoul than subscribing!

moustache ride

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.

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penny pincher

Someone who makes alot of money and does not do jack shit with it, says they have no money knowing they have over 100 in their pocket, then all of the sudden splurges on something they do not need. Like a big screen TV.

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Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

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1337n00b

A n00b that is so n00bish, he is 1337.

Quit tk'ing me you 1337n00b!

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mcdojo

A (non-existant) martial arts school that serves french fries with its monthly bill, but more commonly known as such:

A Martial arts school which has a Korean/asian flag and an american flag, many mirrors, teaches preschoolers, black belt status awarded in approximately 2 years.

Usually associated with Tae Kwon Do(n't) and Karate.

Usually costs egregious ammounts and says it is for 'self-defense' (but it is not useful ina street fight)

So I walked into this mcdojo and utterly owned their sensai (his name was Jeff) with my Wing Chun.

OR

"I do fry kwon do!"

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