Period

DEADLY!!!!!!!!!!! Dont mess with me with my period biatch. ill slice your head open with a spoon and then use the spoon to eat icecream with.

mmmmmm...icecream...bloody spoon

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mcdojo

A (non-existant) martial arts school that serves french fries with its monthly bill, but more commonly known as such:

A Martial arts school which has a Korean/asian flag and an american flag, many mirrors, teaches preschoolers, black belt status awarded in approximately 2 years.

Usually associated with Tae Kwon Do(n't) and Karate.

Usually costs egregious ammounts and says it is for 'self-defense' (but it is not useful ina street fight)

So I walked into this mcdojo and utterly owned their sensai (his name was Jeff) with my Wing Chun.

OR

"I do fry kwon do!"

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The Libertines

Troublesome quartet in red who rock your bloody socks off!

~*The Arcadian Dream will set you free!*~

the Albion sails on course

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swiffy

1. describing a task that was easy, fast, or requires little or no time.
2. describing a person who is able to move at a fast pace.

That test was swiffy!
Damn! He sure is swiffy on the basketball court!

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Evanescence

A band headed by the amazing Amy Lee. It's not a goth or Christian group, as many people think. It has been labeled as "dark epic rock" and "drama rock." Both work. Pick whichever one you prefer.

None to give.

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juicy

An inexpensive but overpriced brand of tacky LA clothing (velour sweatsuits, message tees and the like) bought mostly by preteen girls and white-trash middle-aged women who think they're on the cutting edge of fashion. Their sweatpants a (very comfy) guilty pleasure, worn most often as pajamas.

They call it Juicy "Couture" ironically, but it is really an offense to true couturiers such as Lagerfeld and Lacroix.

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grade

another word for canabis based drugs such as skunk and bush. taken from strength variation of the cannabis which is also referred to as grade.

set me some grade later.

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