full metal jacket

The greatest movie of all time, they say its an anti-war movie yet it makes you wanna go kill some gooks!

What makes the grass grow?

Blood blood blood!

207👍 105👎

Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

80👍 44👎

suck my wang

the instigation of one wanting their wang to be sucked

hey u whore suck my wang!!!

56👍 18👎

thingers

poop that smells super bad

those thingers smell bad

1👍 9👎

138

police code for drunk and disorderly.
police code for drunk and disorderly. police code for drunk and disorderly.

we are 138. we are 138. we are 138. we are 138.

112👍 168👎

hermetically

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree

Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.

12👍 10👎

wwjd?

Acronym for 'What Would Jesus Do?'

That kid is wearing a bracelet that says 'WWJD?'

30👍 18👎