whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.

My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".

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chunky

To describe any artefact or product which has a particular force/power. Not necessarily gravitational weight, but rather a stylistic achievement which stands out as powerful or accomplished.

"...That track is well chunky..."

"...The Matrix Reloaded was pretty chunky..."

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Tansey

One that is either:
a) Lanky
b) Ugly
c) Stupid
d) Bares resemblance to an Emu
e) Is a pansy
f) All the above

Woah that act/comment was boarding on being a Tansey

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Caitiff

a word with no definition

do you know what this means?
what?
caitiff.
i sure don't.

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turkey

a girl's pussy

I fucked her turkey last night

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jped

A meme popular in China used to indicate gay people, the origin of the meme was to fight back people who hate gays.

Jason: Aye bro, you Jped?
Gay#1: YES BROOOOO, IM A PROUD JPED!

gdi

1. "God Damn Independent" - A derogatory term used by members of Greek organizations to describe someone who has sufficient intelligence and social skills to simply make friends, not pay for them.

"Look at that GDI, he'll go somewhere in life, unlike the legions of coked out worthless douchebags who were misled into thinking that joining a fucking frat was a smart decision."

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