bert mccracken

A God, the hottest, greatest person living, like walking perfection

i'd wanna do more than just him his leg!!....i dont know why i want him to bite my cheek

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skateboard

The only other sport that comes close to skateboarding is Paintball

Skateboarding, rock, Paintball, girls, computer rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cigelnik

huge FAG...anorexic loser, who thinks he can get women, but only gets the drunken, vulnerable ones who regret and hate themselves for fooling arounf with him the next day around.

"im Ciggy, all the girls want me! oh but wait, she isnt drunk enough! i cant get her, must get her to drink more....awwwww drunk now! now i can get into her pants! SCORE! I AM THE KING OF HOOKING UP!"

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Dragoona

1) A dragon (usually male) who takes the form of a human to either kill or to spy on the human race. The dragon is usally put in an elite group of dragons before being sent on the mission. It usually ends in suicide of the Dragon, however.

2) The Offical G4tv.com Male sex symbol

1) Hey! That Dragoona is killing my children!

2) Man, Dragoona is ssoo hot, I could just eat him up!

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Crucifixion

When somebody at a catholic school gets ninered it is called crucifixion. It is only crucifixtion if it involves homosexual acts or acts of fuckery

Kamal: oh shit its the seniors
Jamal: do you know why they are here

Kamal: no why
Jamal: fucking crucifixion

Maleila

Maleila is a beautiful girl name, she is really nice, she can mess up your life, if your looking for a sign (SHE IS THE ONE), she is THICKK

Nick: I really want a Maleila, she is beautiful and she has a FAT ASS
Guest998: ikr

infinite regress

Before disussing the properties of a creator we have to assess if the universe was a created.

The cosmological argument assumes that there was a beginning, but it can again be contradicted simply by pointing out that the the matter which composes my body is eternal, never going to be created nor to be destroyed.

If we can`t prove that the universe was created, then we don`t need to think that actually a creator exists.

Second; the definition of God implies a being that is sentient. An eternal universe is absolutely not equal to a God because it lacks the capability of thinking.

Aristotele for example, believed that both God and Matter always existed, but yet he considered them to separate beings.

So I don`t really think that I'm calling the same thing under different names...

And I'll also ignore that puerile comment..

"There is no doer behind the doing" ~ Nietzsche

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