pervert

Some queer that always has a woody and masturbates 10 times a day for every time he sees some chick's hot parts because he doesnt have a fuckin life

"Dude, that perverts gettin a fuckin hardon over Fat Heathers ass crack hanging out of her seat."

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shoegaze

A style of rock music that emerged in England in the late 80s that featured blisteringly loud and dreamily reverberated feedback. Recently revived by electronic bands like M83 and Ulrich Schnauss.

Cocteau Twins, My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive are good shoegazer bands.

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Fedora Boy

a euphoric male wields the mighty fedora to demonstrate his superiority other his fellow men and gets all the girls

Guy 1: How did fedora boy get laid last night?
Guy 2: Because fedoras tun girls on.

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boned out

what happens to you after u smoke madd joints

Big D said were all fucking boned out, ripped, twizted, stoned, goodpeople..

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mullhang

1.your ass-hair
2. a name to call someone who sucks

1.your mullhang is shaggy and needs a trimming
2. youre a mullhang

Condom

The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.

Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.

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schnobber

a nasty and dirty hooker

That schnobber i screwed last night gave me crabs.

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