gigli

Is to 2003 what Battlefield Earth was to 2000 and Swept Away was to 2002. A badly-made sex comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez that few people have actually seen, but will still vouch as "worst movie of the century" because it's the cool thing to do.

"What movie should we see tonight?"
"Well, let's see ... Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Gigli."

"Ugh, Gigli?! That's the worst movie EVER!"

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morbididity

A dumb term that my boyfriend made up. Normally morbid-like things are death etc. but noooo. If it made sense, it wouldn't be Brian. Morbididity to him means anything sad or a downer...It drives me crazy because IT IS NOT A WORD!!!

Is your journal full of morbididity today?

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Lo

lulu...simply and plainly
Girl who loves dos horsies

"Lo like from the show Laguna Baech!"

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carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

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Firia

Sugar Fairy - Hyper Citizen.

The Firia of Mythalas is the Best.

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cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.

Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.

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URIwanttohangmyself

a slang term for the college campus
The University of Rhode Island (URI)

God! I can't believe I have to drive in the snow to URIwanttohangmyself to go to ONE stupid class!!

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