Zaletal

Pigfucking pillowbiter.
A tubesteak eater
A real Douchebag.

That cop gave me a ticket! What a Zaletal!

tizzie

slang for the already slang word "tight". Often placed with the phrase "fo shizzie".

damn yo.. that's tizzie fo shizzie ma grizzie nizzie

16👍 10👎

mouse

Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.

"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis

28👍 38👎

noone

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".

Noone wants to be my friend.

269👍 54👎

sheeeeedjule

Another word for schedule. The word originated in the Vietnam War when General Sputnik tried to get his personal assistant to check his schedule, but had a dry throat due to lack of hydration. This originally brought about confusion between the two, but ultimately resulted in steaming hot sex.

I'll check my sheeeeedjule.

fucking good music

Fantasmagorical music. Apparently Tooly put the F in the phrase.

This is fucking good music.

6👍 5👎