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cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

by Kenny April 7, 2003

58πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.

"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."

by Kenny May 13, 2006

302πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


pori

comes from the south indian language of malayalam. it means to fart, or farted, or the act of farting. typical action after eating something or done for no particular reason while walking

he let out a pori

by Kenny June 22, 2004

26πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


goldiwang

A word Dr. Evil uses referring to goldmember on his CB radio in the Austin Powers movie Goldmember.

" Roger that Goldiwang."

by Kenny February 8, 2005


Kenny

A character from the show Southpark. In every episode, he is killed in some freakishly funny way. Afterwards, his friends Kyle and Stan say:

Stan "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
Kyle "You Bastard!"

by Kenny March 9, 2005

2451πŸ‘ 1189πŸ‘Ž


klaased

being repeatedly and publicly humiliated, usually in a sexual matter, often the "two fingers"

man did u see that bitch, he just got klaased

by Kenny February 20, 2005

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


vjsnipples

a drawing of vj's nipples on my hand

i like to touch the nipples on my hand, because they remind me of vj's nipples.

by Kenny December 18, 2003

3πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž