thin mint

1) A delicious girl scout cookie of mint and chocolate. Some would say that best. Also known as Grasshoppers.

1) Your mom is a thin mint.

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thin mint

a luscious young girl(scout or not) who probably has to be home before the street lights go on and is maybe just barely legal.

Vinnie, I made it home with that thin mint yesterday afternoon before the street lights came on and she had to be home.

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vaginavore

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.

Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.

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legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

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tig ol bitties

The spoonerization of the phrase big ol titties.

Man: Damn, she's carrying some tig ol bitties!

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Kimberly Cobain

Kurt Cobain's (the frontman in Nirvana) sister.

Hey I didnt know Kurt had a sister!

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chiia

1.Yeah
2.a greeting

1. "you coming over my house later?"
"chiia"
2. *phone rings*
"chiia?"

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