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The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.
Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.
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A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.
When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.
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An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
I know - I will call a meeting!
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a band that is playing local shows in colorado at the time but has the potential to be just as famous as Blink 182
Lets go to the third 1 out concert guys!!!
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a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.
i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me
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A play on the word shiznit. Used in the clut cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force. See also: shiznit, ATHF
Now that I have seen that on TV, that is the shiznight" or "Aqua Teen Hunger Force is tha shiznight"
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