23

michael jordans number when he played for the bulls

this is a code alert, my truck rim size the number on jordans shirt 23's go to work

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Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.

pound

Any handgun that uses the caliber .45 ACP. See also four-pound.

Reggie yelled "throw me the pound" so I grabbed the .45 and threw it to him

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Philly

A blunt

Person 1: Yo, cop us a Philly
Person 2: ....what? How da hell do I cop the city
Person 1: Not the city of Philly, silly punk, I'm talkin about the cigar, the Philly blunt

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Skale

The most insane motherfucker on the planet, the most rugged killah north of the border.

Swiftly Killin Asshole Lames Everyday

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ROSWELL STYLE

Roswell Style, as in Jay and Silent Bob-means cool, out there, crazy shit.

The monkey from the movie is a supermnonkey. He might take over the fuckin world- Roswell Style

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heatholder

A fatass Colombian nerd who thinks he is a gangsta because he hangs out with drug dealers and a ladies' man cuz he goes to bars and gets rejected

Oh wow, Heatholder just made another unfunny thread

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