non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

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flonty

confused

i am always flonty

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cactus

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

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robeast

Evil half robot, half freak monster from retro cartoon "Voltron".

"Princess Alora to Hank. We've gotta kill that robeast!"

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mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.

During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction

soci fai

an abreviation for Society Failure, a talented band based out of PR, Idaho

soci fai=society failure=awesome

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fuckweasel

Somebody who is such a gimp that they could only fuck weasels. And only then if the weasel agreed.

Dan is such a fuckweasel!

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