Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.

Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee

a duck!

A small featherey creature commonly found in parks and in ponds.

"Would you like to buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A duck!"
"Does it quack?"
"Of course it quacks! Its a duck!"

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shiznid

1. An obnoxious person.
2. One who speaks without knowledge or reason.
3. In general, a shit head.

Wow, that shiznid keeps interrupting our intelligent conversations.

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dingleberries

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.

Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!

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flonty

confused

i am always flonty

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signal 10

Literally, to set on fire; to ignite. See also signal 12

From the dispatch code for fire emergency used in many parts of New York State.

Hey, watch that welding torch or you're gonna signal 10 my house!

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non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

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