David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

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Bob Hope

Fictional metro-Boston slang for marijuana. First appeared in print in the seminal Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.

Hal went down to the pump room in order to smoke some high-resin Bob Hope.

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edbore

The sound a penis makes when you masturbate too HARD.

My penis edbored last night.

tranny

short for Transplants: a term used frequently in Santa Cruz to describe people that were not born and raised in town aka not locals. Typically used by the surfing community

All the rich tranny valleys moving in to the neighborhood are pushing the locals out.

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Spectroramajingliscioustinselribbonistmas

Who in God's name knows...

Spectroramajinglisioustinselribbonistmas infact frightens me. If any one knows wtf this means, please write a definition!

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Nobhead

Somebody who has a nob on their head

Ya mum

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really

if u r gulible just like me.... really?!

sky is red...really?!

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