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Morbid, gothic, chilly tourist attraction.
Hill on outskirts of Glasgow city, covered in with hundreds of graves - from small unmarked stones to massive mausoleums. A solitary footpath winds round the Necropolis, spiralling round the crest of the hill to the top. Found next to Glasgow Cathedral.
Creepy as shit at night. Not much better in the day but at least you can see where you're going.
'It's getting late, lets take a short cut through the Necropolis.' 'Yeah, great idea!'
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a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution
look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!
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one who loves to fuck girls that are either young and stupid or old and fat
Damn dude, that chick is so fat upchurch wouldn't even fuck her
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depression is when you become interested in nothing and the only thing that doesn't hurt is when you are hurting
the knife is painless but life hurts like a bitch
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to hit someone on the back of the head
this must heart or it is not a swab
jack: bahdgahasbjgfds sahgfdui
me: shut up or i will swab you
jack: ..........
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