testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

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I-WYNS

(n.) stands for I Wannabe a Young Nigger Syndrome. Typically occurs in black men over 50 years old. They tend to wear fitteds constantly, and extremely baggy NFL/Fubu jerseys. They talk as if they are between the ages of 12 and 21, and need to be accepted by younger people of their race.

Hey, look at the fat nigger man who just got on the bus. He is wearing the same NBA fitted, a tight red Fubu coat, and listening to that same really loud popular rap song...on loop while bopping his head, sneering at white people and winking at all the black women under 75.

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electoral college

Bull shit idea that makes it so the person who won the popular vot, usually doesn't become president.

Hey Gore won the popular vote! But we're still stuck with Bush!

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Samuks

after you have given a blow job to someone, you blow the cum out youre nose and the person who got the blow job
eats it

He was realy disgusting he samuksed me

Whittle

The worlds greatest brother

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panda

panda used in conjunction with the word 'sexual' originates from an unknown south park episode featuring the comment 'sexual harrasment panda!" and has thus been used to describe anything that has high sexual status or value

that girls a proper panda
your tight top is well panda

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big cock

sam has a big cock but dean has a very very small cock

Sam's cock is so huge it is 1,0000000000000000000000 times the size of deans

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