Zell Miller

a badass pimp with balls

Thank God for Zell Miller. Without him, I never would have realized that my personal beliefs are more important than the beliefs of my party, and I never would have been inspired to leave the Republican party, which has now become a conservative dictatorship.

Zell Miller showed me the light. He showed me that partisanship in this country is ridiculous and that middle-of-the-road voters get fucked up the ass by this fucking retarded two-party system.

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ppk

popping pain killers

little jimmy was very depressed so he decided to go through his medicine cabinet and found some pills and ppk.

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Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.

Beer Googles fading.....

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pot head

my dad darren clouser

darren is so riped what a pot head

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plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

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wunderbred corner

The coolest place ever.

Flora just agreed to go on a date with me! I'm practically in the wunderbred corner!

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devastatin dave

The EPITOME of awesomeness! Pure 80s radicalness that no modern "hip-hopper" will ever be able to surpass. Spinnaaaaz, flavor of the week ebonics, MTV videos with bling and other faggotry are no match for the Dave and all his underground toughness. Dave punches a fist of raw fockin' FURY right through all that wankery.

Devastatin Dave nailed my sister and didn't give a fuck. ... and I still think he's AWESOME!

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