Gene Simmons

See Self Indulging Sellout.

Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.

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Ben Folds

The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano

God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"

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Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

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Spilner

1. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

2. Someone who is a self-proclaimed genius, however, in reality knows very little.

See also: idiot moron tool

Kimmy is such a spilner.

Ty is such a bloody spilner.

Jenny used to be a spilner, but then she turned 12.

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Facebook

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

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f.r.o.g

Faithfully Relying On God!!!

wristbands bracelets slambands

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genetic incubator

A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring

My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.

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